Things have been odd here lately.
For some days, my sheep bag, BB, has scuttled away when I approach him to get something out of his belly. I tend to store odds and ends there and it's most annoying when I can't get near him.
For a while, I just shook my head and got on with something else, figuring BB was just being cheeky. But the longer it went on, the more it bothered me.
He's a sheep bag, for crying out loud! Who the hell does he think he is?
Today, I decided enough was enough. We had the house to ourselves and things were definitely getting weirder. He jumped whenever I entered the room and was decidedly sheepish.
I was finally was able to sneak up on him and grab him while he was listening to an audio book on my ipod (he's a big fan of the Diana Gabaldon novels).
He bleated and carried on like a two bob watch, but I got the better of him after a bit of a struggle and once I had him unzipped (why does that sound vaguely perverse?), well just look at what I found!
See the crumpled bit of paper inside him? See!
Now I get it. I should have known Lulu was behind BB's bizarre behaviour. She always is.
I believe the two of them are planning, firstly, an escape for Lulu from her (deserved) incarceration followed by a release from prison with a media circus to rival that of Ms Hilton last month. I think Lulu fancies herself a local Paris Hilton, just quietly. The ego of that lamb knows no bounds.
And her influence on my once-innocent BB is nothing less than mystifying.
Just in case you can't remember where Lulu is, here's the most recent photo I have of her locked inside a cabinet at the Knit1Blog1 exhibition, where she was locked up after the great jewellery heist in South Canberra.
Rest assured, Jejune has been informed. Action will be taken.
17 hours ago
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